Seamus made up a song, and it'd been stuck in my head for a few days...

Set to a possibly recognisable tune

Loki was a man!
He was a kitten man!
Uh... maybe he was just a kitten
But he was still
LOKI!!!!!!!

Right now Loki is under the coffee table near the heater, alternating purring and sleeping. I think he likes his song.