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[mstakenidentity]

I walked into a wooden door and my face hurts.

I didn't know you could actually do that.

Comments

[harkon.livejournal.com]

When most people say they walked into a door, they actually mean they are victim of domestic violence.

[mise-en-abyme.livejournal.com]

And "sick from a cold" actually means "still experiencing the effects of various illicit substances", and "mc_shamo" means... well, you get the idea.

[i-weasel.livejournal.com]

I walked into a screen door. It left an impression. *boom tish*

[vass]

I often walk into doors, but usually with my hips.