Red Dwarf Meme

[mstakenidentity]

When you see this, post a quote from Red Dwarf in your journal.

LISTER: I know, but *Rimmer*?!

HOLLY: He's the person you knew best. Over 14 million words in all.

LISTER: Holly, 7 million of those were me telling him to smeg off, and the other 7 million were him putting me on report for telling him to smeg off.

HOLLY: Jean Paul Sartre said hell was being locked forever in a room with your friends.

LISTER: Holly, all his mates were French.

Comments

[asmodel.livejournal.com]

Holly is so cool! The comp sci machines at uni were named after Red Dwarf characters, and I always logged onto Holly, as I figured he was the safest bet.

[mise-en-abyme.livejournal.com]

Including, for some odd reason, Toaster. I always chose Rimmer or Toaster, oddly enough. I wonder if it says anything about the psyche...

[asmodel.livejournal.com]

It says you're practical. I know someone who always used Rimmer on the basis that the vast majority of comp sci students would not trust a machine called Rimmer. He reasoned that with less people using it, it would run better.

Toaster is cool. How does his line go?

Given that the universe is infinite, and that God is also infinite, would you like a toasted crumpet?

[vox-diabolica.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. I just used a Red Dwarf quote to flame a guy. Spoooooky.

(He has an inferiority complex and is sure that he could beat me in a game of chess - ha - so I wrote: 'Queen to rook eight. Checkmate.' I'm sure the reference will be lost)

[fasangel.livejournal.com]

Please hit yourself repeatedly. Too many people using that word at the moment, and worse, inflicting it on me - my arms are tired.

[mise-en-abyme.livejournal.com]

Last week I started watching Red Dwarf from the start of season 1. This Sunday, I finished season 8. All Red Dwarf watched (and I'd only previously seen two episodes). And do you think that I can remember enough to quote? No. Grr.

[asmodel.livejournal.com]

I used the quotes from imdb to find the exact works.