The only one I don't like is the first, and I'll actually have to do that anyway!

[mstakenidentity]

In 2009, mstakenidentity resolves to...

Cut down on my acting.
Be nicer to culinary_mishap.
Backup my fire regularly.
Spend more time with my euripides.
Ask my boss for an ovid.
Find a better theatre.

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