Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

Last night I had a dream in which the government decided the solution to the violence in Melbourne at present was to ban all white people living there. Anyone white was to be re-housed in any place around the world that they chose.

So I thought I'd ask, regardless of where you live or the colour of your skin- if you were told you could no longer live where you do but could go anywhere else, where would you pick?

1. I had a dream about a week ago in which vivienne_aster, _audhumla_ and I formed an indie-alternative-90s-pop band. I played guitar and sang, Kate played bass and sang, Sarah had a tamborine. We were called "The Carmichaels" and our first album was self titled with a bird's eye view of a cappuchino on it.

2. We want a cat run, I will be researching how to make one and whether it's possible to make one or whether it would be better to buy one (which will mean much saving up as they are in the four figure realm) if anyone has any advice or tips please feel free to weight in (nearlyalegume, I seem to remember you making one...)

3. This has to be the best, happiest April Fools Day prank ever, just imagine being stoned and walking into this:



4. vivienne_aster, the people we get our fruit and veggies delivered from are here.

...what a lovely dream it was.

I was sitting in my kitchen, reading, when the back door opened and Menelaus slipped through. I put down my book and picked him up, "But, sweetie, you're dead!" he purred and snuggled in to my chest. I looked, his grave was disturbed, he'd just been asleep all the time, like in a coma, not dead at all! So when he'd woken up he'd climbed out and come inside.

I sat with him and stroked him, petted him, played with him, felt his warm little body against my hands and face. I kissed him. I woke up.

Surprisingly, waking did not upset me, although it meant I remembered that he was dead. I've been wishing and wishing for one last chance to hold him, to say goodbye, and I think my subconcious gave me that last night.