Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

I should not consume tuna that was taken out of a can yesterday, put in the fridge, taken out of the fridge this morning then put in a bag, unrefridgerated, for five hours.

I'm a moron, a sick feeling moron, a sick feeling moron who will have to cancel on attending her boyfriend's sister's birthday dinner due to feeling like, well, a moron who ate bad tuna.

Bleugh.